thelovenotebook:

Good Vibes HERE

soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

eyebrowgod:

*looks at you seductively* *lowers glasses* i can’t see a thing

seifukucat:

welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous. i’m seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week and i just have to say i’m really disappointed

expels:

my talents include stress eating and falling in love with people that will never love me back

sickomobb:

themarykateandashley:

My mom and I


who is who and where

sickomobb:

themarykateandashley:

My mom and I

who is who and where

totheinternetandbeyond:

some of my music makes me want to cuddle for 7 hours and some of my music makes me want to do hard drugs in a motel room while wearing lingerie